Does your dog remind you of your husband?

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning

3. Both mark their territory

4. Neither tells you what's bothering them

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous

6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches

7. Neither does any dishes

8. Both fart shamelessly

9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut

10. Both like dominance games

11. Both are suspicious of the postman

12. Neither understands what you see in cats



How Dogs Are Better Than Men



1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public



2. Dogs miss you when you're gone



3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong



4. Dogs admit when they're jealous



5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out



6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)



7. You can train a dog



8. Dogs are easy to buy for



9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).



10. Dogs understand what ';no'; means.



11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you

Does your dog remind you of your husband?
LOL, I'll just store this away for future reference, in case one day roxy starts quoting it to me.Does your dog remind you of your husband?
No but everyone tells me my missus is a dog.





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actually I don' t have a dog anymore and I don't have a husband yet
And dogs don't leave their dirty clothes on the floor.
All true, except you forgot to mention that both sit on the couch and scratch themselves.
Does your wife remind you of Suzie S? They both have nothing better to do than complain. Go cook dinner.
Only if you shave her butt and make her walk backwards !!!!! Then they could be twins !!! LOL
Have never been married to a man but have known many in my life time. I would no way compare my dog to a man. My dog does hog the bed, he doesn't know what NO means unless I yell really loudly. Me thinks a hubby would not appreciate that. And my dog rolls in stinky things. And I refuse for him to kiss me especially when I know where he has kissed himself. But at any rate, would take a dog over a hubby anytime.. NO offense fellas :)
Well, looking at my husband and dog sleeping on the couch together as I type, I can honestly say they are both cute and cuddly, they both snore, and they both make ya just wanna grab them up and hug them til they pop.

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spot on suzie....ive got a dirty great big 6 stone labrador that ticks all those boxes...no husband tho! x
That gave me a laugh. Thank you, Suzie.

No husband, no wife, not married; but I do have a dog, and cat's too.






My dog is a purebred chihuahua

My husband was a mutt..the chihuahua always hits his target when he pees..my ex...not so skilled.
Yep!!! And, dogs don't have to have the toilet ring up to get a drink and forget to put it down!!!!
I never notice until the other day when I seen him running in circles chasing his tail
don't have a husband only 14!!!!!!! lol~
I was feeling pretty good about myself until I read this. Oh well I know better than to click on Suzies Question LOL
Another one-both dogs and husbands snore loudly enough to shake the rafters.



Suzie- I love that! The part about dogs being better than men is so true.




Since neither one is alive anymore, my answer is no. The best thing I can think of is that my husband never chased after cars.
My friend named her dog Fred, coincidentally her husband is also named Fred. She enjoyed standing out of her porch yelling ';Fred you dirty SOB you get in here right now and stop that yapping or you're going to get a good beating';



The neighbours who knew her husband and not her dog thought she was a little odd.



Had a dog once who had a drinking problem, didnt know it when I got him (he hid it from me) and not until a neighbour came over to visit carrying a glass of rum and coke. The dog got so aggressive he gave it to him -



The dog got drunk, staggered outside, threw his leg so high in the air (showing off) he fell over and lay on his back in the snow bank and pissed all over himself.



anyone you know ?



When he wasnt drinking he was a real sweetie pie
Susie, I would Have to say My Dog is More Devoted and Knows me better than My husband! He knows his place and limits too! unconditional love, would give his life for me, and I might add I think he is stronger than my hubby! Love my hubby dearly , but leo just has a special spot!
Hahaha! Suz... No, my dogs don't bite!



I love that and am stealing it again!
All so very true although my lovely little Westie reminds me of me as we both have spikey hair!!! I go away for a month from this weekend and I miss him sooooooooooo much when I frequently have to leave him.
Come on girls!!!!!!! you dont really mean it!!!!!
'Unconditional love,' something that humans have a hard time with. :)
My husband passed away and left me with a big spoiled black lab that has selective hearing and he has selected to tune me out of any type of commands. We're are at the point that I have to give him a $4 bone just to get him in the house. MEN!
Thanks Suzy!!! I really like many of these!!!!! = )
A very good list of comparisons. The wives will surely love this.